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Confessions Of A Facebook Stalker
Somebody stop me.
Oh man, I almost did it again. Thankfully, I stopped myself from making a total fool of myself, and in my restraint, merely liked his post, rather than blathering on in the comments to someone I don’t even know, and have never met.
We are recent Facebook friends (by way of a mutual friend) and he is sexy AF. I must get to know him better without looking like a total stalker.
I’ve looked as far back as possible in his timeline, in order to glean as much information as I can, and now I am more determined than ever to make him mine.
I actually friend requested him <cringe> after seeing him on mutual friend’s page. In fairness, he had liked several of my posts (prior to me foisting my friendship upon him), so I’m not a total stalker for randomly liking something of his now.
But I want more. I want to say Oh, that looks fun, maybe I could meet you there sometime. Or, Ooh you look sexy in those sunglasses. It does say single in his profile, after all. I’m single, he’s single. Do the math!
But I resist saying anything. I’ve learned my lesson, and will not make the same mistakes I made with my previous stalkee/object of FB affection.
I saw previous stalkee’s band perform in a bar one night, and of course he’s the…
